let's try and translate Nepali Ukhaan Tukka in english.
sojho sadho angreji ma sathi haru....
let me start with few

भाग्यमानी को भूतै कमारो
*** Lucky Person Ghost Servant

जुन गोरु को सिंह छैन त्एस्कै नाम तिखे
*** Which Bull no horn that bull HORNY

कस्को बौ को के तागत
*** whose father what vitamin

जो गाउँ को मुखिया उही बाटो हगुवा
*** Who village leader, shit in road

नच्न नजान्ने आगान टेडो
*** No dance know, floor incline.


Add more guys and gals..

Kaam Paayenas Buhari Paadaako kundo kanya
No work daughter-in-law massaging baby-buffalo ass?

Artha Na Bartha Govinda Gai
No meaning no sense Govinda cow.

Napaune le ice cream payo oven ma tatayera khayo
never getting guy got ice cream, oven heating eating

Nani bhanda aachi thulo
Heap of shit taller than baby

Sarkozy i liked ur icecream one.

sarkozy,

"Heap of shit taller than baby "

good one

"Mero Bao ChiKuWa"

My fatther name is Chiranjibi Kumar Wagley

Balla khais mangale afnai dhangale

Now mangale is eating with his own style.

 

"Khasro kando lai Malmal ko dhoti"

Ugly ass wants silky sari

 

Now mangale is eating with own style re.... lol

Nani paunu kailey kailey Kokro bunnu aailey
Baby birth when when, cradle built now...

Hagne lai bhanda dekhne lai laaj
   Viewer ashamed than Shitter..

"Yes paliko Haija, Girija lie Laija"

"This time coming Diarrhoea, take Girija with you"

Nepali: "बाउको बिहे देखनु "

English: "See Dad's Wedding"

Usage: I saw my dad's wedding today when I tried to run 2 miles.

Joon Jogi aaye pani Kanai Chireko

every jogi coming coming also ear cutting

1.Badar Dherai janne vayo vane geda chyapera marcha.

oversmart monkey will die with its testicle trapped..

2. sunar ko 100 chot lohar ko 1 chot.

Hundred blows of Goldsmith equals to 1 blow from Blacksmith

 

Jhaat jale koila na kharani..

Burnt pubic hair,neither coal nor ash

"Baap padhe na jane beta funke sankha"

Dad farting not knowing son blowing horn.

"Khai na pai chala ko topi lai"

Eating getting nothing, wearing leather cap.

"Shrawan ko ankha futeko goru le sabai hariyo dekhcha"

July blind bull look green green.