name: president
age: 38 months
sex: unknown
education: not yet started
experience: been there done that
references: not yet born

special skill: word excel powerpoint, solitaire, mshearts, doom

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Sorry to inform you this, but the position has not opened yet. Hopefully, you'll grow wise and old when it finally does. Good luck and thanks for applying!

Resume for Prime Minister.


Objective: take over a prime minister position and robe country.

Education: 9 grade

Experiences: take 5,00,000,000 bribe, earn 300,00,000 commission on developement projects. Sell Nepali river to India for common interest of both countries.

Reference: Indian parliaments and political party.

YOu got that one right, that's all the qaulification one needs to become PM/President of Nepal

Resume for Nepal's leader:

Name: Sarkaar
Address: C/O: Parliament, New Delhi, India.
Born: yes
Nationality: I live in Nepal
Age: old enough to take over the country
Sex: yes please
Education: कालो अक्षेर भैंसी बराबर
Experience: Have killed in the name of peace, yet there is no Peace.
Achievements: Have managed to build a palace with the government salary and open a Swiss account. and yet managed to keep the county poor as always.

Future plans: sale Nepal in auction for either China or India. (Who ever offer the better amount)…… Hmm I mean better future for “My” Nepal and Nepali.

Hobbies: Hindi movies, Nepali girls (I also have a sales experience in this area), जाड्, रक्सी, तुरोत्, गान्ज, चरस (Have export/ import experience in this area) जुवा

Spoken languages:
Nepali: हमको नेपाली धेरी राम्रो लिख पड कर्ने आउछ
English: आइम भेरी गूड टू अङ्ग्रेजी स्पिकिङ्, थानकु वेरी मुछ
Hindi: हमे हिन्दी बहुत अक्छी तरह्से आती है